So, I went to a record store yesterday for a listening party of a new CD. Just me and about 5 other dudes standing around listening to a CD. My wife said it was the most dorky thing ever. So...I woke up this morning and wrote an anthem/song about it all...
METAL NATION
I belong to a club of rock n roll
There are no fees there is no toll
We wear our bands spread across our chest
You’ll never catch use in a jacket and vest
We are all spread throughout the Earth
In our old blue jeans and our black t-shirts
We don’t need cleansing no sanitation
Cuz we are part of the Metal Nation
Crank some Priest and Megadeth
Crank Anthrax and crank Opeth
Pound your fists get up and sing
Somewhere someone’s doing the same thing
Have a few drinks get real stoned
Cuz in Metal Nation you’re never alone
We’re told to grow up and do it fast
We may be viewed as outcasts
But we’re not afraid we are shameless
And we judge the judgers for their lameness
We are spread throughout the Earth
Ready to rock since our very birth
So don’t come trying to save our souls
Cuz in Metal Nation it’s about rock n roll
Crank some Slayer and Megadeth
Crank the Sabbath and crank Opeth
Pound your fists get up and sing
Somewhere someone’s doing the same thing
Have a few drinks get real stoned
Cuz in Metal Nation you’re never alone
Power, prog, death, stoner or doom
Just as long as it shakes this fucking room
Turn it up loud and act like a fool
From the very new to the very old-school
We are spread throughout the Earth
Our music collection is what we’re worth
It’s all we have it’s what we save
So burry it with us in our graves
Crank Metallica when they were faster
So don’t play anything after Master
Pound your fists get up and sing
Somewhere someone’s doing the same thing
Have a few drinks get real stoned
Cuz in Metal Nation you’re never alone