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Post by HARD ROCK UNIVERSE on Aug 2, 2006 15:33:33 GMT -5
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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Post by Scott on Aug 2, 2006 22:28:33 GMT -5
LMGDMFAO! You know, I love the USA and all...but sometimes justice in other countries, is JUSTICE. Get caught f*cking a goat, and you have to MARRY the damn thing. I love it!
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Post by mak on Aug 3, 2006 19:21:58 GMT -5
LMGDMFAO! You know, I love the USA and all...but sometimes justice in other countries, is JUSTICE. Get caught f*cking a goat, and you have to MARRY the damn thing. I love it! no way man,someone tell me this did not happen ;D
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Post by kim on Aug 4, 2006 7:28:03 GMT -5
...and the goat's legal advisor's have refused comment other than to say that they will be filing for divorce on the goats behalf due to irreconcilable and genetic differences, regardless of whether the marriage has been consummated. Thanks Kim
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Post by Trexx on Aug 21, 2006 19:33:15 GMT -5
...and the goat's legal advisor's have refused comment other than to say that they will be filing for divorce on the goats behalf due to irreconcilable and genetic differences, regardless of whether the marriage has been consummated. Thanks Kim HAAAA! ;D
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Post by Trexx on Aug 21, 2006 19:39:29 GMT -5
Hmmm. Goat-wife! Sick, but she'll never max out the credit cards.
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Post by mak on Aug 29, 2006 20:09:45 GMT -5
...and the goat's legal advisor's have refused comment other than to say that they will be filing for divorce regardless of whether the marriage has been consummated. Thanks Kim oh the marrige was definetaly consummated i wonder if the she-goat ever complained about headaches ever
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