Caption these...

[kim]

I know this has been done before but I found a couple of funny pics and thought they could use their own unique captions.

Feel free to add as many captions as you like. I'll start the first couple off...


Dude...you almost made me spill my beer...



...uhmm...*smack...slurp*...so I sez to Gracie...look doll...*smack...smack...slurp*...




(1)Ohhh Georgie Worgie...who's my little president...yes you are!!! yes you are!!!
(2) Don't..you..even..think..about..raising..my..taxes!!!




...okay ya big lousy hairball...this is the way it's gonna work ya see???...one false move and "BLAMMO"...I s**t all over yer head pal!!!



...on his way to pay his respects to the Easter Bunny, little Johnny stumbles upon some very disturbing news.


Thanks
Kim

[Jesse]

"I told you I wasn't too drunk to get you home....See? We're here already."



Maybe it's just cuz I grew up country, but this pic seems incomplete without a stalk of foxtail hanging out his mouth and maybe a banjo in his hands




"Now go on Georgie, you be a good boy and do everything Mr Cheney tells you too, ok snookums?"



Cat: "This plan DEFINITELY looked better on paper"