Post by Trexx on Feb 22, 2005 5:01:12 GMT -5
12 - Life is sexually transmitted.
11 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
10 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
9 - Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & he won't bother you for weeks.
8 - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
6 - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
5 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
4 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 & a substantial tax cut saves you 30ยข?
3 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird & people take Prozac to make it normal.
2 - Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
Terrorists come to America legally & hang around on expired visas for as long as 10-15 years. You're 2 days late with a video rental at Blockbuster & those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
