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Skunk
Sept 11, 2004 16:47:34 GMT -5
Post by Jesse on Sept 11, 2004 16:47:34 GMT -5
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
He says, "Put it between your legs."
She says, "What about the smell?"
He says, "Hold its nose."
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Skunk
Sept 12, 2004 19:07:19 GMT -5
Post by smileygirl on Sept 12, 2004 19:07:19 GMT -5
Awwww, Jess, that was fowl. Funny though!!
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Skunk
Sept 13, 2004 8:48:50 GMT -5
Post by eilene on Sept 13, 2004 8:48:50 GMT -5
I am cracking up. That is funny.
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Skunk
Sept 13, 2004 9:31:34 GMT -5
Post by susieQ on Sept 13, 2004 9:31:34 GMT -5
LMAO! Along the same lines...
A man and a woman are in an elevator. The man turns to the woman and says "Excuse me - can I smell your crotch?"
The woman, horrified, exclaims "No you certainly CAN NOT!"
The man replies "Oh, sorry - it must be your feet."
;D
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Skunk
Sept 13, 2004 18:15:12 GMT -5
Post by Jesse on Sept 13, 2004 18:15:12 GMT -5
A man and a woman are in an elevator. The man turns to the woman and says "Excuse me - can I smell your crotch?" The woman, horrified, exclaims "No you certainly CAN NOT!" The man replies "Oh, sorry - it must be your feet." ;D  |
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