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Post by Jesse on Aug 30, 2004 14:34:48 GMT -5
Good solutions!! 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache..
AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
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Post by sandi on Aug 30, 2004 14:43:43 GMT -5
Oh I love number 3
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Post by eilene on Aug 30, 2004 14:57:03 GMT -5
Sandi..... At least you do not like number 2 ;D
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Post by sandi on Aug 31, 2004 17:16:14 GMT -5
Sandi..... At least you do not like number 2 ;D I don't know Eilene, that one is pretty good too! ;D
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Post by diablomozart on Aug 31, 2004 21:06:17 GMT -5
being in a band i can confirm what he said about duct tape and wd-40...never go play a gig without either one ;D...d.m.
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Post by Frank on Aug 31, 2004 21:36:46 GMT -5
being in a band i can confirm what he said about duct tape and wd-40...never go play a gig without either one ;D...d.m. WHEN I'M NOT PLAYING IN MY OWN BAND I RUN SOUND FOR MY BOSSES COUNTRY ROCK BAND. IF IT WASN'T FOR DUCT TAPE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PLAY A GIG WITH ALL THIER RATTED OUT OLD EQUIPMENT. LOL
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Post by Jesse on Sept 1, 2004 6:51:36 GMT -5
Just a question about WD-40: Was my Dad the only person in the world who referred to WD-40 as "Tiger piss"?
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Post by sandi on Sept 3, 2004 17:05:41 GMT -5
Just a question about WD-40: Was my Dad the only person in the world who referred to WD-40 as "Tiger piss"? Yes Jesse ;D
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