True Friendship!

[Jesse]

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems
that always sound good, but never actually come close
to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that
Really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you
sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the heck away from me
until you are well again.I don't want whatever you
have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the
end. Why?, you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of two and one of
them one isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move........A
really good friend will
help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to
bring a shovel.