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Tarzan
Aug 14, 2004 17:05:20 GMT -5
Post by Jesse on Aug 14, 2004 17:05:20 GMT -5
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitable shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for awhile.
Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offerede herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crouch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you that for?"
Tarzan replied "Always check for squirrels."
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Tarzan
Aug 15, 2004 16:01:50 GMT -5
Post by nightrocker on Aug 15, 2004 16:01:50 GMT -5
Good Joke there !
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Tarzan
Aug 16, 2004 5:55:27 GMT -5
Post by JaminJim on Aug 16, 2004 5:55:27 GMT -5
George Of The Jungle
George, George, George of the Jungle, Strong as he can be. (Aggh-aghh-aahgh-ahh!!) Watch out for that tree! (ooh) George, George, George of the Jungle, Lives a life that's free. (Aggh-aghh-aahgh-ahh!!) Watch out for that tree!
When he gets in a scrape, When he makes his escape, With the help of his friend, An ape named Ape, Then away he'll schlep, On his elephant Shep While Fellah and Ursula stay in step, with
George, George, George of the Jungle, Friend to you and me. (Aggh-aghh-aahgh-ahh!!) Watch out for that tree! Watch out for that- (Aggh-aghh! -ooh) tree! George, George, George of the Jungle, Friend to you and me.
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