Funny quotes

[Jesse]

QUOTES

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.

They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert De Niro

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."-- Steve Martin

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." -- Oscar Wilde

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."-- George Burns

[soreboozer]

Other great quotes by Barbara......

"My husband lied. A man doesn't forget oral sex, no matter how bad it is. You can't forget what you never had." -- Barbara Bush

"My son George lied. A man might forget where he parks or put his keys, but he never forgets a drunk driving conviction, no matter how wasted he was." -- Barbara Bush

"My son George lied. A man might forget a few missles here and there, but he never forgets where dictators put weapons of mass destruction, no matter where they are." -- Barbara Bush

"My son George lied. A man might forget elemental goegraphy lessons, but only an idiot would confuse Iraq with Iran, no matter how low his IQ." -- Barbara Bush

[JaminJim]

[Jesse]

soreboozer said:

Other great quotes by Barbara......

"My husband lied. A man doesn't forget oral sex, no matter how bad it is. You can't forget what you never had." -- Barbara Bush

"My son George lied. A man might forget where he parks or put his keys, but he never forgets a drunk driving conviction, no matter how wasted he was." -- Barbara Bush

"My son George lied. A man might forget a few missles here and there, but he never forgets where dictators put weapons of mass destruction, no matter where they are." -- Barbara Bush

"My son George lied. A man might forget elemental goegraphy lessons, but only an idiot would confuse Iraq with Iran, no matter how low his IQ." -- Barbara Bush

That whole post is a lie, isn't it? ;D