Post by Jesse on Jul 19, 2004 19:04:52 GMT -5
HOW TO DRIVE A WOMAN NUTS......
- Never give her a straight answer.
- Take up yodeling and practice a lot.
- Pretend you forgot how to speak English. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.
- Super-glue the toilet seat in the up position.
- Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
- Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.
- Answer every question with "Yes, dear."
- Use with caution...as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.
- Never give her a straight answer.
- Take up yodeling and practice a lot.
- Pretend you forgot how to speak English. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.
- Super-glue the toilet seat in the up position.
- Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
- Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.
- Answer every question with "Yes, dear."
- Use with caution...as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.
It's worked for me for 12 years...