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Post by Jesse on Jul 7, 2004 17:31:45 GMT -5
God decides it's time he has a vacation. So he asks St. Peter for his assistance. St. Peter says, "Why don't you go to Mercury?"
"Oh no!" says God, "I went there 25,000 years ago and got the worst sunburn of my life."
St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?" "Oh no!" says God, "I went there 10,000 years ago, broke my leg skiing."
St. Peter says, " How about earth?" "Oh no!" says God, "I went there 2,000 years ago knocked up some Jewish chick and I've been hearing about it ever since".
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Husky430
Club Rocker
What the hell do YOU want?!
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Post by Husky430 on Jul 7, 2004 23:26:12 GMT -5
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Post by nightrocker on Jul 7, 2004 23:29:35 GMT -5
Funny!
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Post by eilene on Jul 8, 2004 8:40:00 GMT -5
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Post by JaminJim on Jul 11, 2004 13:18:12 GMT -5
That must be the part they cut out... Now we know why so many are confused, lmao.
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