Post by JaminJim on May 24, 2004 9:55:25 GMT -5
-Two Men, One Woman
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage ` trois.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started
swimming to another island.
* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/
laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
their store.
* The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman
will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature
of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they
can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why
didn't they bring a cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking
nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping...
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage ` trois.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started
swimming to another island.
* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/
laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
their store.
* The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman
will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature
of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they
can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why
didn't they bring a cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking
nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping...
