Post by Jesse on May 15, 2004 18:42:50 GMT -5
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send Me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what the answer is to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friends. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.
