Post by Jesse on Apr 22, 2004 19:28:15 GMT -5
A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the
priest says, "No" He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot Father"
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it to the boat. Fisherman: "Whoa, what a big Sonofabitch!" Priest: "Uh please sir, can you mind your language?" Fisherman: (Thinking Quickly!) "I'm sorry Father, but that's what this fish is called-a sonofabitch!" Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry-I didn't know"
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop .
Priest: "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!" Bishop: "Please Father, mind your language This is a house of God." Priest: "No, you don't understand! That's what this fish is called and I caught it I caught this sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "Hmmm You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it and takes it to the Mother Superior at the convent. Bishop: "Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?" Mother Superior: "My lord, what language!" Bishop: "No, Sister, that's what the fish is called-a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it." Mother Superior: "Hmmm Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight"
Well, the Pope decided to stop by that night and they invited him to
dinner. They all thought the fish was great. He asked them where they got it.
Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "I cleaned the sonofabitch!"
Mother Superior: "And I cooked the sonofabitch!"
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you Motherfuckers are alright."
priest says, "No" He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot Father"
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it to the boat. Fisherman: "Whoa, what a big Sonofabitch!" Priest: "Uh please sir, can you mind your language?" Fisherman: (Thinking Quickly!) "I'm sorry Father, but that's what this fish is called-a sonofabitch!" Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry-I didn't know"
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop .
Priest: "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!" Bishop: "Please Father, mind your language This is a house of God." Priest: "No, you don't understand! That's what this fish is called and I caught it I caught this sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "Hmmm You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it and takes it to the Mother Superior at the convent. Bishop: "Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?" Mother Superior: "My lord, what language!" Bishop: "No, Sister, that's what the fish is called-a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it." Mother Superior: "Hmmm Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight"
Well, the Pope decided to stop by that night and they invited him to
dinner. They all thought the fish was great. He asked them where they got it.
Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "I cleaned the sonofabitch!"
Mother Superior: "And I cooked the sonofabitch!"
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you Motherfuckers are alright."
