OZZY autobiography bumped to May

[HARD ROCK UNIVERSE]

Despite acknowledging that, "it takes me 18 months to read a fucking pamphlet", OZZY OSBOURNE last year agreed to join the ranks of CS Forester, Evelyn Waugh, PG Wodehouse and JD Salinger at publisher Little, Brown, by signing a lucrative deal to write his memoirs. It was to be released in time for our stockings this week.

Unsurprisingly, for a man who has slow-cooked his cortex in adventurous chemicals, there were hitches in collecting the rocker's thoughts. Seven months ago, Pandora reported that Ozzy (busy touring) had missed his deadline, requiring wife Sharon to pen an emergency follow-up to her own autobiography.

The publisher rescheduled his bingeing, bat-biting extravaganza for release on May 1st, 2008.

[mindy]

I just can't see him writing ANYTHING but I bet it'll be entertaining to read once done.

[HARD ROCK UNIVERSE]

Anybody want to guess on how many times he uses the word "Fuck" in this book?

[kim]

nightwatcher said:

Anybody want to guess on how many times he uses the word "F*CK" in this book?

I'd bet good money that the word "F*ck" isn't used once in the book...but the one with the "u" included may show up at least
once on each page... ;D

Thanks
K*m

[Equinox]

The guy's life has been one giant open book.

Is there really anything to learn about him?

I feel like I already know more than I'd like.

[duojett71]

Anyone want to guess how much of this is going to be written or edited by Sharon. Anyone want to guess how much of the truth is left out? I wouldn't waste a dime on this book. I am going to go out and get the Sarzo book.

It would be nice if Bob Daisley wrote a tell all book.