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[bluecheer]

What would you label these girls? Are they even hot? What you think?

[IRON BALLS]

I see one that I didn't f*ck if that's what you mean.

[Trexx]

Those are Kim's ex-girl friends. Yep, all roller derby pros and mean as snakes.

[bluecheer]

In my honest opinions some of them look like trampy dykes. The three in the middle especially. Plus it would be scary to see them all without makeup either. Man how much makeup can we seriously put on our faces ?? LOL

[blackers45]

Hey the Girls Gone Wild bus is right outside.

[kim]

Well...let's see here...

Upon closer inspection, I first have to comment that
at first glance, it's easy to pigeon-hole the vast majority
of these gals as something akin to "tough love" if you
should ever happen to fall into their arms.

A couple of things though...

Aside from the apparel, and mock "skankish" stance
in regards to attitude, I do notice that they ALL have nice teeth!

That rules out much of a chance that we're dealing with
Meth addicts here, or gals that simply fore go good dental
grooming, hence the absence of "meth mouth" that could
be considered as part of their pastimes.
Plus...the complexions on these gals are intact, and regardless
of the normal amount of makeup applications, appear to enhance
some of their lesser features.

Also, I don't notice any needle tracks...so that eliminates the
possibility of them being heroin addicts.

I notice as well, that overall, these so called "trampy dykes
are in pretty good shape in a physical sense.

Most importantly, each and every one of these questionable
ladies are sporting sincere and genuine smiles on their
collective faces...which in turn indicates, that they are of
a genial and genuine, happy nature.

These are qualities that I would look for in any woman on the street these days, and If I was young and single...would have no
qualms about approaching any one of these gals for a prospective date...

So yeah...Trexx is right...these are my "ex-girlfriends"...in my dreams of course...hahahahahaha.

On the other hand...if they are all successful "tranny"
flips, then by all means, have a laugh at my expense...hahaha!
(I don't really see any evidence of the ole "adam's apple" though so I think I'm safe) hahahaha

Oh yeah...and laugh if you will at #3 from the left...but I suspect, that out of the lot...she'd drain you dry!!, or at the very least, beat your sorry ass up trying! hahahahahahahahaha.

For the "what it's worth" dept...I'd have to pass on #4 from the
left...I just can't get into a female version of Steven Tyler...DOH!

If it were a first round pick...it would be a toss up betwixt
2nd from the left and 3rd from the right.

However, if "Miss Tats" on the left, threw herself at me, at my
age of 51, who am I to bitch and chew?

Thanks
Kim