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Post by kim on Sept 18, 2010 15:42:58 GMT -5
I'm thinking that Speedy would love to interview one of the KISS members...original of course...  Rick would most likely get a shot at chattin' up a babe on the street...and capitalize on the entire ordeal....... *sigh* ME?...I'd pretty much settle to ask for directions to the nearest washroom from some dude in a wheelchair.......  If you had your chance at an impromptu chat with your favourite artist...who would it be? Next question... What in the hell is your burning question for your favourite artist?...and what in the hell do you expect for an answer??? Thanks Kim |
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Post by Ricky on Sept 18, 2010 17:14:16 GMT -5
I guess it would be anyone in Pink Floyd..not sure what I would say..
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Post by Frank on Sept 18, 2010 17:35:35 GMT -5
Ronnie James Dio. Why? Because he's Ronnie James Dio thats why!!
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Post by blackers45 on Sept 18, 2010 18:27:37 GMT -5
Ritchie Blackmore because i blew my one chance to say hi because I was in awe standing behind him checking into a hotel in Rhode Island on the last Rainbow tour in 97'.
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Post by Ricky on Sept 18, 2010 21:31:10 GMT -5
yeah DIO would also be cool
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Post by rtbuck on Sept 19, 2010 6:19:08 GMT -5
Alice Cooper or Joan Jett
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Post by Pete on Sept 19, 2010 13:07:03 GMT -5
Roger Waters
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Post by IRON BALLS on Sept 19, 2010 20:51:40 GMT -5
Ronnie James Dio. Why? Because he's Ronnie James Dio thats why!! I don't think he'd have much to say anymore.   Blackie Lawless, so I could ask him if those are real. (man boobs that is.) ;D |
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Post by Trexx on Sept 21, 2010 12:26:27 GMT -5
Eddie Van Halen.
Q: Where did the 10 albums worth of material go? What the fuck are you doing? Did you cheat on Valerie? Is Wolfgang a bully? Why is he fat?
Sammy Hagar.
Q: Do you still own your 1979 TransAM? (7.6L V8). Do you smoke weed? Do you want to smoke a joint? ...perhaps cannonball some bong hits with some high grade tequila?
Steven Tyler.
Q: What is your MAJOR MALFUNCTION!?!?!?
Neil Pert.
Q: Do you really hang out as friends with Alex and Geddy like it shows in your DVD?
Ozzy Osbourne.
Q: Do you credit Sharon with saving your life? Do you mind that most of your fans demonize her?
Bruce Dickenson.
Q: When did you get your pilot's license? When did you get your multi-engine rating? Do the guys party and carry on in the back when your piloting? Do they bang groupies back there? What's the highest performance airplane you've flown?
Michael Schenker.
Q: Are just an alcoholic, or are you a "garbage can" ?
Why did you let that bimbo you toured with sign that photo I handed YOU!?? Do you realize, because of your no-shows, I've been snubbed for $300? Do you care?
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Post by blackers45 on Sept 21, 2010 16:25:00 GMT -5
Hey T-Rexx way to nail Schenker, I've lost some cash on his no-shows as well.
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Post by Frank on Sept 21, 2010 21:34:38 GMT -5
Eddie Van Halen. Q: Where did the 10 albums worth of material go? What the fuck are you doing? Did you cheat on Valerie? Is Wolfgang a bully? Why is he fat? Sammy Hagar. Q: Do you still own your 1979 TransAM? (7.6L V8). Do you smoke weed? Do you want to smoke a joint? ...perhaps cannonball some bong hits with some high grade tequila? Steven Tyler. Q: What is your MAJOR MALFUNCTION!?!?!? Neil Pert. Q: Do you really hang out as friends with Alex and Geddy like it shows in your DVD? Ozzy Osbourne. Q: Do you credit Sharon with saving your life? Do you mind that most of your fans demonize her? Bruce Dickenson. Q: When did you get your pilot's license? When did you get your multi-engine rating? Do the guys party and carry on in the back when your piloting? Do they bang groupies back there? What's the highest performance airplane you've flown? Michael Schenker. Q: Are just an alcoholic, or are you a "garbage can" ? Why did you let that bimbo you toured with sign that photo I handed YOU!?? Do you realize, because of your no-shows, I've been snubbed for $300? Do you care? Trexx dude!! That was so god damn funny!! Man made me spit out my beer!!  Thanks for the hardy laugh!! |
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Post by kim on Sept 24, 2010 11:56:59 GMT -5
Eddie Van Halen. Q: Where did the 10 albums worth of material go? What the fuck are you doing? Did you cheat on Valerie? Is Wolfgang a bully? Why is he fat? A: Dude...thanks for askin'...uhmm got any Brown M&M's?
Still werkin on the "10 albums" worth of stuff...should be
out next year!. I'm uhh just tuning my axe with my toenails
right now...and what's this shit about Val!!! Don't fuck with
her K?, cuz as soon as she falls of the Jenny Craig wagon, she's on her way over with some KFC. Leave Wolfie outta this okay man?...he ain't fat and he ain't no bully...he's got the heart of a chicken and a body like a cow...gawd love him!Sammy Hagar. Q: Do you still own your 1979 TransAM? (7.6L V8). Do you smoke weed? Do you want to smoke a joint? ...perhaps cannonball some bong hits with some high grade tequila? A: Boy?, I still own yer 1979 Trans Am!
Of course I smoke weed...who the hell do you think supplies
you with yours? Do "I" want to smoke a joint?...does a dog want a bone???...give yer head a shake...NO TEQUILA FOR YOU!Steven Tyler. Q: What is your MAJOR MALFUNCTION!?!?!? A: Look!...you little mother fu....(falls off chair...........) Neil Pert. Q: Do you really hang out as friends with Alex and Geddy like it shows in your DVD? A: Of course we do...we ARE Canadians...it just comes natural to us...like Hookers and Hockey Players...badda boom booom bang bing bang BOOM BIDDY BOOM KAPOW!!!
Ozzy Osbourne. Q: Do you credit Sharon with saving your life? Do you mind that most of your fans demonize her? A: Hey?...did yew an Sammy just fire up a splif?...I...awwww....my
fuckin' leg hurts...GRAB THAT BAT!...SHAROOOONNNNNN!!!
Oi!...waz the question to the answer that yer buggering
on about then....?.....ZZZZzzzzzz... Bruce Dickenson. Q: When did you get your pilot's license? When did you get your multi-engine rating? Do the guys party and carry on in the back when your piloting? Do they bang groupies back there? What's the highest performance airplane you've flown? A: Buy the albums. All the answers are there...now fuck off!Michael Schenker. Q: Are just an alcoholic, or are you a "garbage can" ? Why did you let that bimbo you toured with sign that photo I handed YOU!?? Do you realize, because of your no-shows, I've been snubbed for $300? Do you care? A: Well mate...one man's poison is another man's sword...so
all I can tell you is this,...you simply poisoned yerself whilst that "bimbo" and I used it to eviscerate your inner being...and of course I care...let's do it again some day shall we?... Thanks Kim |
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Post by duojett71 on Sept 26, 2010 1:44:44 GMT -5
Adrian Smith, Bruce Dickinson and Steve Harris
Rob Halford and Glen Tipton
Paul McCartney....although I would be almost too starstruck to do it....it would be like Farley interviewing him on SNL
Lemmy
David Lee Roth
Ritchie Blackmore...although that would be intimidating
Ian Gillen
Tony Iommi
Jake E. Lee
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Post by FunkyCanuck on Oct 1, 2010 21:37:28 GMT -5
Jake E Lee (If I could find him...well, he is making a few appearances now and then with 3 Day Crush)
Vito Bratta (If I could find him...somewhere on Staten Island. Knocking door to door would get a bit tiresome.
Rob Halford
All of Cheap Trick, but I don't think they'd give me any straight answers.
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