Silly Dumb Question #1

[IRON BALLS]

You are pulling into your driveway after a long trip, it's late at night, you're by yourself.....the moon is full.
As you pull into the driveway you notice there is a beautiful naked young woman standing in front of your garage door with a axe in her hand. You can see that there are some boxes scattered around her with all of your now stolen music collection in them
In what order do you take action if any?

[kim]

Actually, there are a couple of things to consider.

The first one being, did I pull into the right driveway?
Of course I did, the moon is full, and makes it bright enough
to navigate my way home.

Secondly, I must ask myself, how many beautiful women do I know
that would park their ever lovin' nekkid carcass in my driveway?
Answer = 0

I would then have to consider this to be a case of severe mistaken
identity and at the very least, the poor wench is perhaps a tad
dyslexic and most likely "nixed up the mumbers" of the house she
was really planning to attack.

Therefore, if that was the case, I would first sloooooooowly open the door, keeping the high beams on her, (hey?, why diminish the vision of a perfectly good naked gal in my driveway by turning off the headlights???)...get out and then slowly back away from the vehicle, back into the street and start screaming like a little school girl all the way to the nearest Police Station.

Why, you ask? You simply DO NOT mess with a naked girl in your driveway, with an axe in her mitts, while yer ever lovin' cd collection is scattered about your property!!! There is just something really, really, really scary about that and no matter how perverted you are, nothing good will come of a situation such as this.

Anyway...what happened Rik?...an old girlfriend back in town for the
holidays? DOH!!! ;D

Thanks
Kim

[rtbuck]

I would put the pedal to the metal & ram her to death between the front of the car & the garage door.Immediately afterwards I would go through the boxes of my cd's that were stolen & pull out Alice Cooper's 'Welcome To my Nightmare',put the disc in the car stereo,blast out "Cold Ethyl", & bang the hell out of the beautiful naked dead Bitch!!!!!!!!

PS I hope this is the right answer!!! Do I win a CD???

[hojam]

Dec 28, 2008 15:03:09 GMT -5 @rtbuck said:

I would put the pedal to the metal & ram her to death between the front of the car & the garage door.Immediately afterwards I would go through the boxes of my cd's that were stolen & pull out Alice Cooper's 'Welcome To my Nightmare',put the disc in the car stereo,blast out "Cold Ethyl", & bang the hell out of the beautiful naked dead Bitch!!!!!!!!

Bucky, I thought you were gonna go with Alice Cooper's "Under My Wheels". ;D

[IRON BALLS]

Dec 28, 2008 15:03:09 GMT -5 @rtbuck said:

I would put the pedal to the metal & ram her to death between the front of the car & the garage door.Immediately afterwards I would go through the boxes of my cd's that were stolen & pull out Alice Cooper's 'Welcome To my Nightmare',put the disc in the car stereo,blast out "Cold Ethyl", & bang the hell out of the beautiful naked dead Bitch!!!!!!!!

PS I hope this is the right answer!!! Do I win a CD???

That was the answer we were looking for...you have just won Sandi's entire CD collection!

Let''s see what some of the other future answers are before we finalize this.