Teen Charged With Having Sex With Dummy

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A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

[kim]

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

...and the dummy is gonna need counselling.

Thanks
Kim

[MrAce]

Plentyhorse huh?
Sounds like he might be a fellow Native American.
I wonder if firewater was involved?

[Scott]

mrace said:

I wonder if firewater was involved?

God, I'd hope so. At least the poor bastard would have some sort of an excuse.

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nightwatcher said:

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

[eilene]

What people will do to have sex