Post by HARD ROCK UNIVERSE on Mar 25, 2005 1:06:42 GMT -5
Ozzy Osbourne has had two smiley face tattoos etched on his kneecaps so he can talk to them when he's feeling lonely.
The rocker told talk show host Conan O'Brien: "I hate being alone. I suffer from loneliness. So, I just got two little faces on my knees.
"When I'm pissing people off they don't want to talk to me so I can always pretend they're alive and talk to them.
"My son (Jack) has just had it done - it's like a family tradition, an Osbourne family tradition."
The rocker also spoke about reports that Jack wants to become a fireman.
"Yeah, he comes up with these crazy ideas from time to time," before adding that he thought a fire fighter is a "fine thing" and that Jack would probably make a good fireman.
Ozzy also revealed that he keeps failing his driving test.
He said that on one occasion before he gave up drugs and alcohol, he passed out after doing a three-point turn.
Sometimes he would have to be taken home after doing a test "in a police van."
He said he has taken the test "about four or five times" in England, "but, I was so stoned and loaded that...(I failed), but I can drive great."
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