My Xmas Song

[spacel0rd]

OK…I did my BEST at writing a traditional-style, wholesome Christmas song. I just did it about five minutes ago, and I think it took all of 10 minutes to write. I have a melody in my head, but I can’t write music worth a shit…
But i made SURE not to go for edgy...unless Daddy having a flask is "edgy"?


A WARM FIRE IN WINTERFIELD

It’s a warm fire in Winterfield, with stars above our heads
A warm fire in Winterfield, where heat and coldness wed
A warm fire in Winterfield, makes everyone believe
That a warm fire in Winterfield brings magic on Christmas Eve

Wrapped in scarfs and wool jackets
We huddle around the fire
And every year the flames seem to
Reach out higher and higher

Mommy’s reading Christmas stories
Daddy has his flask
The cracks from logs act as music
On snow our shadows are cast

It’s a warm fire in Winterfield, with stars above our heads
A warm fire in Winterfield, where heat and coldness wed
A warm fire in Winterfield, makes everyone believe
That a warm fire in Winterfield brings magic on Christmas Eve

Daddy adds the last logs we have
To the fire’s base
Mom reads her last few pages
As a smile comes across her face

It’s almost time to go back inside
And lay in our comfy beds
Where we will sleep with one eye open
In hopes of seeing Santa’s sled

It’s a warm fire in Winterfield, with stars above our heads
A warm fire in Winterfield, where heat and coldness wed
A warm fire in Winterfield, makes everyone believe
That a warm fire in Winterfield brings magic on Christmas Eve

[spacel0rd]

I don't know what's up today...but i just "puked up" another one in about 3 minutes:



I LEFT BOURBON OUT FOR SANTA

I left bourbon out for Santa
I figured he’d need it bad
I left bourbon out for Santa
It’ll be the best Christmas he ever had

Cookies are too fattening
And milk makes us bloat
What Santa really needs
Is some booze down his throat

It gets so cold outside
And the elves are a pain
So I know what Santa needs
In order to stay Sane

I left bourbon out for Santa
I figured he’d need it bad
I left bourbon out for Santa
It’ll be the best Christmas he ever had

I don’t like drinking and driving
There’s such a price to pay
But does that really matter
When it’s reindeer pulling the sleigh?

I hope later Mrs. Clause
Doesn’t get too mad
When she asks, “Are you drunk?”
And Santa says “Just a tad”

I left bourbon out for Santa
I figured he’d need it bad
I left bourbon out for Santa
It’ll be the best Christmas he ever had
The Best Christmas…he’ll ever HAAAVEEE!!!!


JL 2013

[Frank]

Good stuff

[Jesse]

I like 'em both! "Left Bourbon Out For Santa" sounds like it should be on a Brad Paisley Christmas album!